1. Apparently men just inform you that you're going to get married, they don't ask and you're supposed to be delighted.
2. Threatening to "make love" to a woman "against her will" is okay and not something that will land your ass in jail.
3. When the little woman gets hysterical just give her a good smack. That will settle her right down.
4. You shouldn't admit to being an uncommunicative a-hole until after your wife is almost killed in a car accident.
Wow, if this is what it was like to date in the 70's I'm sure glad I wasn't old enough to experience the "rapture".